College....why?

Why does it have to happen each year? I have a test on my Birthday, as it has been for the last, I don't know, 6 years! Why does this happen to me? Also, why do a whole bunch of tests have to come all at the same time? There is a whole bunch of nothing time between the piles of tests, so why aren't they more spread out? This sucks! Anywho, everything will work itself out, it'll be okay....won't it?